Am I the only one who microwaves my frozen pizza? 😎

by Intelligent-Nebula-3

29 Comments

  1. It’s definitely a method of eating frozen pizza. Why else would they put microwave instructions on the box??πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

  2. Gorgonmachine

    At least clean the microwave first if your going to commit a sin like that

  3. OOOdragonessOOO

    wait, we can do that? how’s the texture?

  4. IDE_IS_LIFE

    What, you don’t own plates to hide the bottom of your god-forsaken disgusting microwave? Do you enjoy eating ancient rancid food?

    And thats not even touching on the awful decision to nuke a frozen pizza haha

  5. Interesting_Sand_428

    Yes you are, and clean your microwave please.

  6. When i was 17 or 18 Red Baron personal pizzas were the best thing ever out of the microwave. That was 30 years ago, and they are no longer good

  7. ninesevenecho

    Only if it’s the newer-ish rectangular Totino’s party pizza.

  8. shepbestshep

    That pizza had no say in it being rawdogged like that

  9. MasterCrumble1

    Put it on a plate at least, if you’re going to slam it down on its naked floor.

  10. VirgoVertigo72

    Every day we stray further from God’s light. 😒

  11. That-Water-Guy

    Do you want sad pizza? That’s how you have sad pizza

  12. SpencerMayborne

    this reminds me of when my middle school aged brother microwaved the most foul “cheap value” chicken nuggets in the microwave. simply the idea of a microwaved chicken nugget sounded awful, but the smell and the fact that he dipped them in ketchup made me lose a tiny bit of respect for him.

    (a few years later, he cooked a delicious spread of pasta and “sunday gravy” for the family. we’re not italian but he did a great job, so I’m glad he turned it around later on.)

  13. Just raw dogging that gross microwave? I bet your immune system is amazing!

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